What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:22
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Then came..
So they tried
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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